First, Yelena said I should post, and my one reader wanted one of reg's prank calls.
His calls are usually impossible to understand, but here are some memorable lines:
"Go break into rita's and steal ice cream for your crack addiction" is that from a movie???
"No one lo, no one, leaves you voice, no one no one loves you and leaves you voicemail ever!" he was drunk
and such things...they're stupid but funny if you ever heard them.
It rained out of nowhere today! Hailed and rained HORRIBLY!! It was great, some neighbors were bbq-ing when it started, sucks for them!
Anyway, spring break soon, and I can't wait to spend it with Yelena, my dulceata, my alice. She somehow convinced me to...drumroll.....get a haircut!!! And dye it, emo styled and all. To those who know me this is like a sign of the apocalypse. But mainly i get to spend time with her, something that our schedule's have been preventing. Here's hoping me and her don't act like fools around each other like normally.
And for the last time, quit asking if i'm going to junior prom or not. I'M NOT! I made it clear i don't want to, get that throught your heads. But next year's prom I most certainly will go to.
I also discovered this odd facebook group called, and i'm not kidding "Without Bruce Almighty, I wouldn't be able to spell beautiful correctly". Seriously, I know what they mean "B-E-A-utiful".
Anyway thanks for reading, "And that's the way the cookie crumbles".
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LMAO.
ReplyDelete1)Reg is amazingly retarted
2)good for you and Yelena
3)That heil scared the sizz outa me
4)i totaly agree with the whole burce almighty thing. He gave me the vocabulary word of the year.